8pm: Got a paper due tomorrow, better get to it
8:15pm: Oh my hot/nice/funny female friend wants to play League of Legends
2:00am: Well that was fun! Time to do my paper I guess?
Me a year ago: “Pfft the Critique of Pure Reason probably isn’t THAT hard”
Me today: “Holy fuck this is the hardest book ever written what the fuck Kant you fuck”
I’ve spent +4 hours trying to figure out what this one paragraph even means… I can’t imagine reading the entire 600 pages.
QTKOREAN TAKES DOWN HER REDDIT AND ALL HER PICTURES?
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Me: “wow koreas leader is the hottest 62 year old woman ive ever seen”
Female friend: “fuck…”
Me: “why is that fuck?”
Female friend: “Oh, I meant it literally, time to fuck her”
I love my friends.
"Alberta dentist who purchased John Lennon’s tooth hopes to clone him
The dentist says when cloning technology is advanced enough to replicate humans, he would raise the clone as his own son, get him guitar lessons, and try to keep him away from drugs and cigarettes.”
Q: “How are your former teammates in everyday life when you guys aren’t practicing?”
A: “I was honestly close to every single member in the team. Whenever not practicing…. that’s a tricky question because we ALWAYS practiced”
I can’t get over how hardcore Korean gamers are
"Who ya gonna bone? Ghostbusters!
Who ya gonna fuck? Ghostbusters!”
studied for two hours for a final exam
55/60 was my mark (the highest), and 2.5/60 was the lowest
after scaling i got 122.2%…
i remember when i used to think only smart people would be in my upper division classes.