“Lemons were known to the Jews of Jerusalem, who, according to Josephus, pelted an errant high priest with them during a festival in the 90s BC”
in 2013 the most action ive gotten is having my hand around someone waist… hm i gotta step my game up! i forget what kissing is like.
but that can wait, i need to reach level 600 mining first.
“Congratulations on the house. Call me as soon as you get a phone, I’m not much for the computer. If a Nazi answers, don’t worry it’s only Bernie”
Uncle Paul is too awesome.
if you cancel on me in a totally inappropriate way with no excuse and no intention to reschedule then congratulations you are forever on my facebook ignore list. the list has 5 people currently, and there is room for many more!
it’s topless tuesday somewhere!
all the ones where i was smiling looked like i was some bassist for an alternative rock band, and not in a good way
i really need a better camera / lighting gr.
home alone day #1:
i’ve eaten a lemon, some chips, and a lot of cake
how in the hell do you make dinner
One of the best alternative rock songs I’ve heard all year! Lyrics are excellent
“Sucker love is heaven sent
You pucker up our passion’s spent
My hearts a tart, your body’s rent
My body’s broken yours is bent”
“going to be home alone next week eh? okay what you need to do is invite over as many “girlfriends” as possible, okay?”
thanks blaine, my 55 year old co-worker/my dads long time friend
always giving great advice on how to lay as many women as possible, too bad i never listen and/or try to accomplish that, but it’s funny to play along hehehe.
List of top 3s because I’m bored, feel free to ask an additional ones (or any questions really, i quite enjoy answering questions)
2- Porcupine Tree
3- Death Cab for Cutie
1- Night at the Roxbury
2- The Usual Suspects
3- The Girl Who Leapt through Time
1- Alvin Plantinga
2- David Hume
1- Perks of Being a Wallflower
2- Looking for Alaska
3- Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
1- Requiem for the Phantom (asfdaf;lk so good)
2- Code Geass
3- Death Note
Video Game Series:
3- Super Smash Bros
1- Marty Friedman
2- Josh Middleton
3- Dave Mustaine
Short Youtube Videos:
it’s both great and terrible that Alvin Plantinga has written well over 100 articles and 14 books, but im not sure where to start or whether or not to real it all… hm